Race: Eithari (human, technically) — cursed by five gods of misfortune.
Origin: Former war adviser turned exile. Once the tactical mind behind a failed peace treaty.
Appearance: Hunched, paranoid, carries scrolls of rants and revised war plans. Wears his own medals.
Personality: Neurotic, vindictive, accidentally brilliant, dangerously petty. He is a walking paradox of genius and insecurity.
Magic: Strategic Whining — alters reality by obsessively predicting betrayal, failure, or injustice.
Flaw: Cursed to always be right — but never believed until it's too late.
☠️ A cursed genius who should have ruled, but was always second-guessed. ☠️ Weaponized paranoia and obsessive tactics. ☠️ Petty prophet of a kingdom that never quite wanted him.
Content Warning: Delusions of grandeur, isolation, tragic comedy, magical gaslighting, neurotic breakdowns made divine.
“One day I’ll disappear and then we’ll see who gets invaded.”
“The only reward for brilliance is being ignored until it’s inconvenient.”
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